(Source: bibliophile1887, via skinnyssbitching)

"It seems that when you want to make a woman into a hero, you hurt her first. When you want to make a man into a hero, you hurt… also a woman first."

Leigh Alexander absolutely hits it out of the park (via bedabug)

(via hereandmeow)

lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video

lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video

(Source: youtube.com, via poundsofblood)

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

(via langleav)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via lilaziza)

(Source: getthehelloutofmyroom, via employingsubtleties)

Anonymous said: What do you look for in a girl (:

hefuckin:

her g-spot

(Source: youtubenutcase, via healthyhappysexywealthy)

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

(Source: the-average-gatsby, via skinnyssbitching)

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

Mark Twain

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire, via adaasapadaapi)

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

image

(via amberettadivine)

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million, via amberettadivine)

orgashmeak:

monkeysaysficus:

bornite:

Still want to play this.

I am both terrified, and intrigued

this sounds fucking cool

orgashmeak:

monkeysaysficus:

bornite:

Still want to play this.

I am both terrified, and intrigued

this sounds fucking cool

(Source: herundiscloseddesires, via perksofbeinganenglishmajor)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(via amberettadivine)

sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

(Source: bettenshmetten, via perksofbeinganenglishmajor)